"Somehow she (Elaine) got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business. GEORGE: Are you kidding? Crossposted by 1 day ago. I mean, who has the energy anymore? have the heat in my skull rather than anything society could possibly She likes to spend her spare time devouring Chomsky, Edward Said, Guy Debord, Louis Althusser, Maxwell E. McCombs, Donald Lewis Shaw, Judith Butler, and Simone de Beauvoir. I think this neat freak character is something they gave him on the show. Did they have the guy take a shower, get his soap, rush it in to the hospital by helicopter, keep the soap alive on a soap-support system? food store. You see what I'm saying? So when ol Puddy is proud of his new fur jacket, Elaine doesnt hesitate to make her distaste known. Seinfeld is fullof extremely iconic Newman moments wherein Newman dazzled theviewers with his fast-paced monologues anddramatic acting. Give me a squeeze. Bubble boy? We had that Bobka! Jerry cringes, tries to moveawaywhile Newmanrambles on about his"great streak of luck," saying, "And then, just as I'm about to go, these boxes show up at the post office with no labels. I was out having drinks with my manager that night, crying in my beer, and during that time Larry Davids office had called my manager. Finding a way around doing it in a more obvious way, they came up with The Deal, in which Jerry and Elaine try to figure out a more casual relationship. Cluck, puk cluck? Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. bottle of wine. . JERRY: Carrot cake? When taking the subway to a wedding, her train suddenly stops, igniting an enraged, expletive-laced projection of her inner thoughts that we hear over voice over. Why didn't you get chocolate? Bring them a nice The Show Explores Dating And Human Behavior Via Elaine's Storylines While Jerry, George, and Kramer all dated during Seinfeld, the focus was often on the attractive women they wanted to woo, or how insecure and nervous George was about his sex life. That was the third bank to turn him down so I was-I was a little concerned", RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Saddest Things About Newman. In that light, she strongly suggests you pick up Said's Orientalism or Beauvoir's Second Sex. Yknow that little stamp, the one that says New York Public Library? It aired on January 19, 1995. While this doesn't stop George from pursuing Susan, Elaine does show that she can understand a complicated situation. Elaine: Devastating. This years inductees also include new-jack-swing producer Teddy Riley and Taylor Swift co-writer Liz Rose. Let's get in the car. In "The Lip Reader," Newman suspectsthe newpostal service supervisor who works behinda glassof scheming against him. Elaine, you just do it. She was getting pissed off because of he was putting everything onto her that was supposed to be his. When did this Brotherhood of Passengers get started? sectional. She soon finds out that that woman is Jerrys new girlfriend, and gets her own revenge later when they run into one another by hoarding the toilet paper in the bathroom when she needs to go, and repeating the womans words back to her: I dont have a square to spare., As should be plain by now, Elaine has absolutely no grace or tact its what makes her special, relatable, and endlessly watchable but in The Chaperone, shes trying to fill the shoes of Jackie O. by interviewing for a job at Doubleday. Elaine loves to make herself laugh. Another funny Elaine moment from Seinfelds third season did not require her to say a word. He had a British accent though. JERRY: Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger. GEORGE: Hey, Ring Dings are better than anything you'll ever get at a I'm sorry. 2023 Vox Media, LLC. Just because they have a ticket doesn't Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, filmmaker, and all-round great guy. Magoo, legend in his own mind character kind of started. I guarantee be on. Because I can?, Elaine has a lot of boyfriends over the series run, but a favorite of ours is the Communist from season six. going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. I cant live without you, Ill do anything!. "Excuse me, this flight generally goes down quite a bit, doesn't it? Freebies. As is seen, Elaine drives Yev Kassem out of business by threatening to publish his soup recipes, and the 2 neighbors are equally hurt. We have to bring something. them, and her. They get out How did they do the first transplant? I wanted them to come over to me after and go, "We think you may have something close to super-hearing. Elaine doesnt mince her words, and in The Apology, when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on whats wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: chicken wing shoulder blades. When he confesses that he walked around naked in front of a girlfriend, she quickly warns him that he shouldnt have done that. We'll read the I love it but don't think it has anything to do with the real JS. Someone's graduating at the bottom of the classes. hair for some phlegm. We never should have landed a man on the moon. Where're you going? Oh, OK, that I can understand." GEORGE: Why? us. Subscribe for full access to The Hollywood Reporter, John O'Hurley still remembers every one of his crazy monologues: "Sadly, most of them were cut from the show.". And I got news for you. GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and ELAINE: Um, okay, we got the cake now. GEORGE: Look at this? Aired January 8, 1992. And now, Amiens is asking the Material Girl to lend the tableau back. I thought they were having a little tte--tteoffice time. And you, my friend, have found your angel. Lesser Bobka - I think not. Then we'll get some change. If it wasn't for Newman's helmet, Kramer would have been hurt badly by Joe Davola's kick inthe head. GEORGE: Maybe it's not even stupidity. She threatens the Soup Nazi with his own recipes, telling him: I can make my own soup Youre through, Soup Nazi. At a glimpse, Jerry Seinfeld has good intentions in "The Cafe" when he notices the struggling eatery. GEORGE: Twelve dollars? JERRY: I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there. This guy's the best." You really should In The Opposite, exactly that happens to Elaine, as she realises herself getting lazier and schlubbier, as Georges life is on the up. Wave to the cart people, Timmy. . The first episode established some of its strengths as an ensemble piece, featuring Jason Alexander as George and Michael Richards as Kramer (then Kessler) alongside Seinfeld. Newman'scourtroom comedy in "TheTicket" isto date one of the finest performance by a recurring character on Seinfeld. JERRY: Hey, what happened to your coat? And whenever a friend refers a doctor they say, "Make sure that you tell him that you know me." I GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're Elaines fury would only become more prevalent, funnier, and much louder as Seinfeld went along, such as in Season 5. She skipped around a lot on the last two seasons during a recent rewatch. When he finally confronts her about it, he launches into a dramatic monologue in which he paraphrases everyone from William Shakespeare to the Elephant Man: Are we not human? As is seen, Elaine drives Yev Kassem out of business by threatening to publish his soup recipes, and the 2 neighborsareequally hurt. It was brilliant. I show After Jerry refuses to take him to Paris, Newman unleashes nine seasons worth of fury on his long-time nemesis: Mark my words, Seinfeld, your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. After she suffers a dog bite, Elaine suspects she has contracted rabies, especially after she begins to frequently snap at her friends - including Kramer (Michael Richards), whom she calls a hipster doofus during one fervent episode. I said,It sounds a little bit like a 40s radio drama combined with a little bit of a bad Charles Kuralt. This . In The Stand-In, Louis-Dreyfus gets around pesky TV censorship rules first with a hilarious wide-eyed stare at the it he took out, and then again with brilliant, deliberate emphasis when she explains the whole thing to Jerry. Every day it piles up more and more and more. Let's just give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line. I knew every piece of that office and it was just so comfortable for me to be there. Can you believe this? What, what happened to you? BARBARA: See you later [exits with the Bobka]. When, with Georges help, she realizes her boyfriends red leanings, Elaine is mostly fine with it well, except for the way he dresses. Elaines subplot in the Seinfeld Season 2 classic The Busboy involves a reunion with a one night stand from Seattle whom she grows to loathe and greatly anticipates his flight home. ELAINE: Wait, wait a second are, are you Barbara Benedict? You and your good-time buddies. While standing in the middle. GEORGE: Because, I've got the coat. love cinnamon. . Hence the joke in The Tape, when the men are sent wild trying to track down the woman who left a sexy voice note on Jerrys tape recorder. When Elaine doesnt like something, she makes no secret of it. KRAMER: George, George, Get a Penthouse Forum. Its almost stupid if we didnt! she shouts at Jerry on the topic of having sex. I got this great mini-TV and a VCR, oh it's unbelievable.". would circle the block six times looking for a spot? A hundred proof - takes your Let's just say the human race as an idea didn't quite work. You remember Elaine sounds a little cold, but she's trying to be honest about how George really feels. I can tell. But the full effect comes across best whenever she tries it on an unsuspecting victim, or when she shoves Jerry completely into another room upon hearing news of Georges engagement. GEORGE: Oh, my god that's Saddam Hussein. You'll get us killed. It performs funny. "Oh, you know Bob? Now why is that a cake? On a series filled with strange characters, no one on Seinfeld was quite like J. Peterman (JohnOHurley). The greatest thing about Seinfeld is that they just dont like each other. At least you've got a coat. KRAMER: I'll get a ticket! ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. I'm serious, let's pack it in. You're in the Forrest, oohh. Out., Elaine is so good, and so timeless, because she shreds all of the expectations for women and women characters of her time. What are you doing (to Jerry GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still GEORGE: I spilled some Chardonnay. Elaine has suffered a number of horror stories involving air travel on Seinfeld, such as in "The Airport," when she and Jerry board a flight back home from St. Louis.Jerry claims an open first . . In "The Old Man," when Newman and Kramer asked Jerry if he had any old records lying around for their latest get-rich-quick scheme,George wasprompted to ask what Newman did for a living. Just like the one I'm going to She was not attractive, even by backwoods standards. WHERE'S GEORGE: Cinnamon? KRAMER: Okay. At the end of "The Label Maker," Jerry and Newman are sittingtogether at the Super Bowl. You can serve dinner on my head. doing you, LUNATIC! offer." I was on my own series at the time, a sitcom called A Whole New Ballgame. That was the difference and that was what made the show so different. GEORGE: All right we got the wine. The deceit comes to a head when George and his new beau are walking on the beach and stumble across a beached whale. Imagine The Subway. Come on, let's go. Sometimes a body rejects a vital-organ transplant. Everyone turned to me and said looks like you have a job now.. What's the matter with you? Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. The two-part episode The Boyfriend uses guest star Keith Hernandez for a hilarious storyline about the difficulties of making new friends as an adult. At an important ceremony honoring Morty, she takes a few too many, acting goofily and screaming STELLA!! I couldn't find the Comet or I would've had that crapper gleaming.". In the previous season, Elaine had an exchange with another one of Jerrys girlfriends that proved especially (and hilariously) awkward for him. Jerry jokingly questions her: What is his stand on abortion? Well, Im sure hes pro-choice, Elaine responds, adding Hes just so good looking, lipstick smeared all over her face in yet another perfectly timed use of physical comedy. The loud, clumsy, sexually progressive, and very lovable Elaine subverted every trope we came to expect from women on screen, not least of all the will-they-wont-they arc that plagues lesser shows. We all scurry out of the way like worthless peasants. Elaine has suffered a number of horror stories involving air travel on Seinfeld, such as in The Airport, when she and Jerry board a flight back home from St. Louis. JERRY: I beg your pardon? RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Unpopular Opinions (According To Reddit), During the course of the investigation, Newmanrants,saying,"The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are. Seinfeld as we know it now was made by Elaine. So long. I never went to my dressing room. Is Brian Cox Allowed to Be Saying All This? GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? I am not an animal!. JERRY: It's pathetic. It's so hot in here! mean they were here first. ELAINE: Hey, do you believe I got happy new year today? But there's no hat that makes a statement be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about he's dumb with parking. You would be gone for the rest of eternity. RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Most Self-Aware Episodes, At first, Kramer unloads everything he dislikes about his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend: You sit around here all day. However, his inner monologue says otherwise. Then I ran out of the house and I was running You either have grace or you dont, the woman tells her, leading Elaine into an increasingly bleak series of admissions: I like to think I have a little grace Okay, fine, I have no grace I have no intention of getting grace Look, I dont have grace, I dont want grace, I dont even say grace!. GET OUT! Whereas George pushed women, children, and the elderly out of his way to avoid a fire he started, Kramer stole a bus, drove across town, and fought off a mugger to salvage his girlfriends severed pinky toe. "Ooh, it's cart people. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. 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Elaine is on her train, and a woman strikes up a casual conversation, who is shocked when Elaine shares that she is on her way to a lesbian wedding. Like there's some planes that are expected to crash. Ever keen to quell her friends paranoia, Elaine chips in: Ive yada yadad sex. It leads to this all-timer of an exchange: ELAINE: I met this lawyer, we had dinner, we had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.JERRY: But you yada yada-d over the best part!ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisque. ELAINE: You think I should go ask her for hers? It's cold out here huh? more than that cheap Chardonnay. Newman makes abig speech in from the judge, saying,"You see, it'd been his lifelong dream to be a banker, and he uh, just the day before he was turned down by another bank. The shows writers developed their own snappy, idiosyncratic style of dialogue that captured the music of conversation and gave the actors plenty of behavioral quirks to play around with. is compared to that one accomplishment. 313. ELAINE: What is wrong with my hair? Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should Peace! be eating them. make up stories to get ahead in line at bakeries. We were here and we were ahead of them, and Its funny, but when she breaks up with him for being pro-life, its a great example of her being miles ahead of the times. is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. I was little but I could run very fast. of here? "Well, let me remind you of something. Famously, NBC ordered Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld to add a principal female character to the cast of the show after feeling it was too "male . The man is dedicated to his craft. I don't have to tell you she was a knock you they aren't getting no twelve dollar cake. This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot. Shes horrified when he replaces the fur jacket with an 8-ball jacket, proving that it really wasnt all about animal rights, and cementing that iconic shallowness. Too scary. RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Most Underrated Episodes, Hecomes close to figuring it out in a few short steps: Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. Retaliation is something Elaine has always reveled in, most notably in the iconic episode The Soup Nazi. The authoritarian, titular soup vendor (Larry Thomas) bans Elaine from his stand after she fails to follow the demands he expects from every customer (except Kramer, for whatever reason). What's the difference? Pepsi. bakery. hypothermia. Its less about the politics around fur as she says to George, Eh, anti-fur. Big trouble. Or would they all just be walking around? Jerry Seinfeld has talked about doing a set and walking to his hotel room and eating off of people's room service trays in the hallways. For six dollars my whole life couldve changed!. Excuse me. "Excuse me, there's no animated pirates or bears along the way here. Every woman with too many male friends knows the nightmare: that, one day, you will simply become them. The real problem it that you have two guys fighting who have no prior argument. SEINFELD -- Season 9 -- Pictured: (l-r) Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld (Photo by Andrew Eccles/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Few television theme songs are as widely known and distinct as the opening music from " Seinfeld ." JERRY: What are we going to do now. The hilariously tortured moves that she pulls out over Shining Star those kicks! Nobody takes better care ELAINE: No, we've already got this. She has covered a mixture of sitcoms, anime, dramas, and movies at ScreenRant and Comic Book Resources since October 2019. KRAMER: What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet? You wouldn't even begin to comprehend what that means," Newman continues to speak for an exasperating length of time before Kramer gives in and agrees to accompany him. and taste my coffee! Die! It all culminates in her screaming I HATE IT! and, ultimately, getting fired. letters at the dinner table. Her relationship with him, and especially her attraction to him, is notable mainly because its so ridiculous. Why don't you watch what you're And so I decided I was going to play Cupid and try to encourage it. Is someone somewhere saying to their friend, "You should see my doctor, he's the worst. In a conversation with The Hollywood Reporter, OHurley shares his favorite abandoned monologueand reveals why he initially said no to Seinfeld. ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. ". GEORGE: We bought the wine here before, but now we're blocked in by some If the plane crashes, everyone in first class will die anyway, she reasons aloud. He was a ruthless war monger. Many of the biggest Seinfeld fans would struggle to recite the monologues delivered by Elaine's boss, J. Peterman from memory.. In fact I would say if you're on trial for a serious crime They should award them slacks or a shirt. GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. Elaines (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss would speak in long, evocative passages, and it turns out that many of his most insane moments ended up on the cutting room floor. ELAINE: Wait until I get my hands on that George. . Elaine wisely tells George that she can tell that he doesn't have real or genuine feelings for Susan. Across nine seasons, Seinfeld featured its fair share of unwieldy monologues that actors like Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight knocked out of the park. The writers seemed to have a lot of fun writing forPeterman. JERRY: You know, you're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself. . 'Seinfeld' Star Reveals the Wild J. Peterman Monologue the Show Cut. As Babu Bhatt praises his only customer, Jerry . They said, We just want him to sound the way the catalog is written. It was long adventure story about an Oxford button down. Seinfeld is full of extremely iconic Newman moments wherein Newman dazzled the viewers with his fast-paced monologues and dramatic acting. But theres a rub: She refuses to take off her Baltimore Orioles cap, which causes a fracas: Why should I take it off? No, no note. GEORGE: I had to give it to the liquor store guy. JERRY: Who needs misty herbal rain water crap they sell in the health She even tries infiltrating a first class spot and just barely succeeds before being forced back into a sleepless nightmare at 30,000 feet. Well, let me earn my wings every day. KRAMER: Yeah, he could build the rocket but he's still stupid for double-parking I say, if this is where we're at after 50,000 years of civilization, let's just give up. It might have been minutes for you people? Ah, the subway. In The Library, Jerry butts heads with Lt. Joe Bookman, a so-called library cop played hysterically straight by guest star Philip Baker Hall. Aren't we lucky? No labels, Jerry. Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994) TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy 9.2 Rate George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. He produced early works for Kathryn Bigelow, Terrence Malick, and Jason Reitman. [they are hitting his jacket]. CLERK: Can I help you guys with anything? 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